The 4 wheelers prayer

Our lockers, who art in the diffs, hallowed be thy name, thy traction come, thy will be done, on mud as it is in rocks. Give us this day, our daily tread and forgive us our rollovers, as we forgive those who roll against us and lead us not into bottomless bogholes, but deliver us from breakage, for thine is the locker, and the bogger, and the swamper for ever and ever. Amen